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5 stage of Dion Waiters grief

The newest Boston Celtics!

The newest Boston Celtics!

Derrick Rose torn acl and mcl. Boo, I blame the owners.

Congratulations Clacie!

The Bronze Standard

Bronzers of the world!

Due to a slight scheduling error, the entire staff here at THE BRONZE STANDARD is going to Phoenix tomorrow for a wedding. I know, right? We are going to be hard pressed to get anything out before Monday. It could cost us our Pulitzer. 

On the bright side, there are going to be a lot of Bronzers in Phoenix. In fact, it’s going to be like a regular 1st Annual BKbronzer Convention. Rest assured, The Bronze Standard will be there to cover it and report back to you!

Incidentally, this will be the first ever joining of one Bronzer to another in Holy Matrimony. We all wish them the best! 

And many happy Sweet Sixteens!!!

Sweet Sixteen HOT outfits.

Sweet Sixteen HOT outfits.

Key Matchup

As you well know, here at the Standard we don’t care about anyone but THE ORANGE. But watch how deftly we go through the motions of pretending to care about some other game:

If you like to see elbow-to-face, scoreboard shorted and smoldering, polish on the pine bubbling under the heat of frenetic friction and all around rapture-esque action, then Marquette vee Florida is your Little Debbie Sweet Sixteen Snack Cake a-la-mode. All signs point to fast, physical and numerically altitudinous. More than one Bronzer bracket hinges on the final tally of this Gator-Eagle brawl, so don’t be surprised if you hear yawps and/or shrieks as the lights go down in Phoenix.

Pretty deft, huh?